Four Hundred and Forty Eight...

I have read dependable reports that there WILL be a hurricane in the gulf, and when this happens the oil in the water WILL be hit by lightning and it undoubtedly WILL catch fire, creating a firestorm sweeping across the country burning everything in it's path. I hope this does not happen, but it WILL based on my infallible information sources, and while this WILL be amazing, it WILL also be very scary because no one has ever seen a hurricane that was also on fire.