Tuesday, August 31, 2010


My fellow Americans, I feel your pain! I feel it everyday in the letters you send me and the Youtube rants I watch during my lunch break. That's why I am calling for congress to take action on my new tax plan. I call it the "Happiness Up, Taxes Down" tax plan. It will save lives, it's economically viable. Here, take a look at this simple graph.

Saturday, August 28, 2010


There is truth to be found in this world yet.

I wish I was on a business trip. During my business trip, late one night, I would go to the convenience store and buy several kinds of sugary snacks plus a bag of chips. On my way back to my hotel I would jay walk across four lanes of traffic. My dress shirt would be a light blue and my tie a pleasant complimentary color.

Friday, August 27, 2010


So much to think about.

Thursday, August 26, 2010


Just because you read a few books, that doesn't mean you actually know anything.

Reading can make you a certified genius.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010


If you're feeling underappreciated today, just print this out and staple it to your face.

Sunday, August 22, 2010


"Today on Fox News we have George Orwell!!"


"Shut up, George! You're a socialist aren't you!? Why do you hate America? What do you mean some are more equal?"



Saturday, August 21, 2010

Friday, August 20, 2010


When the inevitable nuclear apocalypse hits the only clothes left will be surplus long johns. Lovely!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010


I thought all the birthday beers were gone but I found one hiding in my fridge. Happiest day of my life.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010


It's too hot.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010


Terror of the Wastes.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

Sunday, August 8, 2010


People ask me if I still draw and it's hard not to say, "Oh everyday. I'm at nearly 500 drawings in a row now!"

Because that just sounds ridiculous.


"Mom! Dad's crawling around on the floor," said Roy, walking back to the kitchen to get two more cookies. His wife rushed into the living room, stopping inches from where he crouched on his hands and knees. She stared down, glaring at Laz, and said, "What are you doing? Why are you on the floor? You think this is funny? It's not funny. We have guests in ten minutes and they won't think you're funny crawling around on the floor. You're like a big stupid kid you know that?"


Saturday, August 7, 2010


Keep trying, someday you'll win. You'll win everything.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

Sunday, August 1, 2010