Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ninety Five in a row...

Own It























"Record Breaker" concept by Nathan!

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/I_Wish_skazi_Remix_/140270














Comic by ME.






















4:01 AM. Two Cups of Coffee.




















Rejected Madoff Comic. "Rejected" concept by Don Hertzfeldt.

What I mean to say is...RE-FUCKING-JECTED!!!










Monday, June 29, 2009

Ninety Four in a row...

R.I.P. Billy Mays























My friend Richard wanted me to make this comic and so I did.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Ninety One in a row...

Chocolate Chip Cookie

















Jim was enjoying a nice Sunday eating some Chocolate Chip Cookies...OR WAS IT!?!?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Ninety in a row...

Network










"We're in the boredom killing business!"

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Eighty Eight in a row...

God Offers Wisdom to Iran's Supreme Leader






















And this too...


Monday, June 22, 2009

Eighty Seven in a row...

Finally Happy






















Yeesh. Today was one of those days. I had to draw this.

Love,

Tyrone

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Eighty Six in a row...

Oh Gee...
















Not the most sophisticated drawing but well I couldn't really think of much else to draw tonight and it just felt right. I was going to make the rock a ballot box but I thought to myself, "Really? Who has that much time for such BS symbolism?"

(That is Ahmadinejad just in case I drew him too badly to be able to tell.)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Eighty Five in a row...

Welcome to Pizza Palace!!!





















"Where the pizza is 1$ and the beer is FREE!!!"

Friday, June 19, 2009

Eighty Four in a row...

In the Red


















Rarrrr!!!

That scaling thing is getting annoying.

This is the only time I think I could cover a character in ties and have some kind of practical reason behind it. Works quite well as a desktop wallpaper.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

Eighty in a row...

Pshhhh...





















I'm gonna start a series called, "Cool Dots" because well placed cool dots rule.

Edit: I wrote a bunch of crap here I don't agree with after eating some food.

This chicks' pretty cool though eh!? EH!?!?

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/My_Love_Is_Killing_Me/6839228

I actually drew two more...






















Sunday, June 14, 2009

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Seventy Seven in a row...

This Drawing is 90s Educated





















fjkdlajf;ldsa jfkdsla;fjd sa; jfdklsaeuovnkad;nl feioanv dslgn;auei fnkaehvnoeujeo
jfdklajf; ehfoiea he ofeha ofeui ahf eijf oaehg eifhoei a dkjfeoj fadsj feof jadhg kekekkee
fjdkfjkel fejao fdjfle;a ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Vicious_Delicious/471643

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Seventy Six in a row...

Warm Up





















"You don't really need those goggles do you?"

"No..."

I gotta be honest with you guys that is a really good right eye. (Our right.)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Seventy Five in a row...






















I think this character needs a story so here goes.

Sonja had red armor and a sword with thorns on it and so she used it to kill 10 ogres and so she was a hero but she decided to return home and retire from adventuring. The end.



Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Seventy Four in a row...

BAM!! ZOMBIE PUNCH!!!














Eh? Eh!?!

BONUS DRAWING!!!

I know what you guys are all thinking. That zombie drawing was great but I hope Tyrone can throw something at us from way out in left field.

HELL YA!














These are characters from the comic called, "D for Effort" in which two vigilantes travel the world killing shitty CEOs and left over Bush cronys in Iraq. It features the music from Infected Mushroom (http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/The_Beauty_and_the_Beat/7391270) and Phillip Glass and stars two characters by the names of James and Jessy. Both of them are ex hired killers who have been actually re hired to kill some more people. James is actually a part time substitute teacher. He teaches physics and P.E.

Scene: James and Jessy hunt down the CEO of Bechtel in his villa in France. After shooting all of his guards to pieces and running out of bullets James is forced to choke him to death using his scarf. Jessy stares on in enjoyment. Then Jessy and James make love.

Scene: Jessy sneaks into the CEO of Haliburton's suite in Las Vegas where she shoots both of his hookers and crushes his skull with her high heeled shoe. Then Jessy and James make love in the blood filled hot tub.

Scene: James crashes through the glass door of Cheney's bath room and shoots him in the face after being polite and letting him finish up. Then Jessy and James make love.

Scene: James comes across the CEO of AIG during Thanksgiving dinner and feeling a moment of remorse at seeing his target with his family decides to shoot his entire extended family then shoots him to spare them the grief. Then they have Thanksgiving Dinner - Then Jessy and James make love on the dinner table knocking over the stuffing and gravy.

WORD!!!

ed. That drawing gets a D FOR EFFORT! LOLOLOLOL.

TRIPLE BONUS!!!






















And this one just for the hell of it...

Monday, June 8, 2009

Seventy Three in a row...



















I don't know what this guy is yelling about but I'll bet it's super important.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Seventy Two in a row...

Finger Dance






















Don't worry it's kind of an inside joke anyway.

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/The_Beauty_and_the_Beat/7391270

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

Seventy in a row...

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Heavyweight/471644






















Don't you hate when you are watching a movie and there is an army scene and they are going to bomb something and they say, "Bring the rain!"

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Sixty Nine in a row...






















My friend was out hiking and came across a refrigerator in the middle of nowhere that had been shot up. A bunch of shot gun shells littered the ground around it. This was the only logical conclusion he could come to for how this fridge ended up out there. It's plausible.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Sixty Eight in a row...

Worst Evur















"ROAD TRIP!!!"


"WHOOOOOOOOOO!"

"AW SHIT THE CAR IS ON FIRE!"

"THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST ROAD TRIP EVUR."















"COMPUTER CLASS!!"

"WHOOOOOO!!!"

"OH SHIT THE COMPUTER IS ON FIRE!"

"THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST COMPUTER CLASS EVUR!!!"
















"PETTING ZOO!!!"

"WHOOOOOOOOOO!"

"OH SHIT THE RABBITS ARE ON FIRE!"

"THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST PETTING ZOO EVUR!!!"

563,235,235,212,234.2 BLOCKS PER GAME. NO PER SECOND. PER MILLISECOND! BLOCKS UPON BLOCKS! SO MANY BLOCKS!!! LEBRON GOES FOR THE - NEVERMIND. LEB...NOPE. LEBRON!! Nevermind blocked. LEBRON FADES! Uh, nope. Lebron is blocked! Blocked! BLOCKED AND BLOCKED AND BLOCKED AND OH MY GOD WIL THIS GUY STOP BLOCKING LEBRON JAMES SO WE CAN SELL SOME MERCHANDISE!!!?!?

RUN RUN RUN TO THE CITIES OF THE FUTURE.











DOES THIS CHARACTER DESIGN HAVE A LOT OF SWORDS!?!

YES OR NO. DOES HE MAYBE HAVE MANY ENEMIES!? SO HE NEEDS MANY SWORDS!?!

I AM NOT SURE! MAYBE HE DOES!?
MAYBE HE HAS SEVERAL SWORDS.

Maybe he really wants a hug. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE THE MAN A HUG! HE HAS MANY SWORDS BUT IS A NICE MAN!!!!

I feel much better now. I really do.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Sixty Seven in a row...





















Suzie Russo works at the local Fred Meyer in Wolf Point, Montana. She has no kids. She has no husband and enjoys watching no TV. She has no boy friend and no love interest. She has no car and no car bills. She has 1 loaf of bread, 8 eggs, 2 sticks of celery, 32 ounces of Orange Juice, and 32 lbs of ground beef. She has 1 computer. She has 3 scars on her arm. She has no CD player and no iPod. She has no iPhones. She has 1 fat friend. She has 2 skinny friends. She has 1 friend locked in her basement. She has no dog and no cats.


Q: "It's good shading."

T: "Yeah but it's so boring!"

Q: "Yeah she looks like a boring person."

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Dracul/140376

Monday, June 1, 2009

Sixty Six in a row...

Woman with Spear Kills Dragon

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Heavyweight/471644

In news today a local woman with a spear stabbed a rampaging dragon to death.

The dragon, which had been rampaging the country side for the last 4 weeks, came upon the woman equipped with the spear on south sixth street near the burned down Lowes building. Reportedly the woman made some fancy hand gestures to taunt the dragon causing the dragon to attack the woman. Although this particular dragon was well known to have a vicious flame breath attack it affected the woman in no way possibly due to an incredibly high amount of fire resistant armor she was wearing.

The dragon was quickly killed after a short struggle. It is unknown whether this is the first dragon this woman with a spear has killed.

Experts estimate this dragon was worth up to 6500 experience points though they doubt this woman needed the experience. The woman possibly killed the dragon for it's scales which can be made into impressive armor at nearby hardware stores. The dragon's tongue is also estimated to go for 1800 gold on the auction house though with our struggling economy that figure is expected to be much lower.

It is entirely possible the woman decided to kill the dragon to show how experienced she was or simply out of boredom.

An eye witness by the name of Legollaz says she, "Stabbed the s--- out of that f-----. I had no f------- idea you could kill a f------ dragon by yourself! Extreme!"

The woman with a spear was not available for comment.

-AP

Bonus Drawing - A Guy with a Popped Collar Get's His Face Punched Really Hard






















It's a violent day. Maybe I should like draw a tree or rabbits.