About a week ago I started playing Civilization 5. I focus on science and culture and befriend all the other countries. We all love each other very much and get along very well, a fact they remind me of often.
Sometimes the Aztecs get out of line and start threatening war, but me and my friends slap them down. I'm probably going to lose because Siam has built like 7 wonders and will easily get a cultural victory, but it's all good, I just like the fantasy of a world not gone mad.
I also learned that Doge is a real title, and not a stupid meme.