I don't think you think I'm serious enough.
When the Blazers inevitably meet up against the Lakers it isn't just another basketball game. It's an all out war on a world that is obsessed with their cars, their looks, and worst of all their selves. A world that knows nothing beyond the horsepower their car gets or how much space their humvee takes up in the endless parking lot of a super deluxe eat all you want, buy all you want, shit all you want palisades extreme god awful shit on yourself mall of hyper deluxe over consumption. A world where everyone hates immigrants and they vote against gay marriage, every, single, day. A world where true happiness is killed every day a million times over. A world where you have to pay to look at nice trees. A world of death and pollution and crime and everything that is wrong with society stirred into a giant disgusting toilet of never ending, limitless, unquenchable greed. Ask yourself this! In this war, are you on the side of the Blazers? Or do you side with the destroyers of all that is good in this world? These are desperate times we live in, my friends. For this is a war that must be won every time, not for the sake of basketball, or statistics, or simple pride, but for the sake of justice and the happiness of mankind everywhere. Take no prisoners. Win!
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