Friday, August 28, 2009

One Hundred and Fifty Four in a row...



Part 2

The hero of this story is not this man but he is an important character who will have a very important role in parts 9 through 14. This character's name is X. X is a perfect person in every possible way.

As previously mentioned most everyone in this magical fantasy world is pretty close to perfect but X really is perfect in every possible way. Along with being a really nice guy (naturally) he has mastered every kind of science possible leading him to write the book, "Quantum Nuclear Rocket Science". This miraculous book is special in that it manages to relate several different science's together in wholly impossible ways and teach them to the reader in under 20 unlikely minutes with varying results.

It should be noted that X has worn a mask for as long as anyone can remember. Some particularly spiteful individuals claim it is because he is incredibly ugly and would cause death to anyone who gazed upon his "stupid ugly" face. Other less negative people believe he is so perfect in all aspects, especially in regards to his beautiful face, that anyone who saw him would immediately fall in love with him for all eternity. It's always open to debate.

X's other achievements include grand mastery of chess, backgammon, archery, tennis, aikido, karate, and claiming ownership of over 3,000 patents. One of them being a cure all disease curing pill appropriately titled, "Cure All". His yearly income is just under a trillion billion dollars.

He is currently working on his magnum opus, "The New Bible" which is a 52,000 page epic and will probably be an incredibly enjoyable page turner that you simply cannot put down.

Regardless of his brilliance X knows absolutely nothing about any legendary prophetic secrets at the top of any towers anywhere.

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