One Hundred and Fifty Five in a row...

Part 3

X had the pleasure of dating many women due to the simple fact that he was quite simply perfect. His recent infatuation was an incredibly fascinating woman by the name of Myrna or M for short or Myr for semi-short. X was particularly in love with her. In fact he was more in love with her than any other woman on the planet which is saying a lot as there were around 5 billion women on this particular planet.

M had beautiful glass-like eyes which were as deep as the ocean and shown as brightly as crystal diamond's and flashed like glowing rubies which kind of fluttered like butterflies - but not really. In addition to all this crap her eyes beamed brightly like a moon over the ocean that was in the middle of a cerulean ocean planet which was filled with diamonds that glittered and sparkled with the power of ten thousand laser beams pointed directly at another planet sized diamond.

M was also a pathological liar.

Fortunately X was not aware of this minor detail and would probably love her just as much if he knew of this minor character flaw that M possessed.

X took M to his favorite high class 7 star supremely delicious post-post modernist restaurant known as, "Excess". The food there was almost perfect. Between eating their extremely high priced delicacy of beef and potatoes covered in gold sauce they had the most stimulating conversation X had ever had or could recall ever having.

Taking a sip form his gold laden, diamond encrusted cup M asked, "How do you like the food? I hope it is to your liking."

To this M replied, "It is quite delicious." However being a pathological liar she was not enjoying it at all. She was well aware that it was not advisable to consume melted gold. Or at least not this much gold. X was very much pleased with himself. He knew this restaurant would impress this laser beam glittery eyed woman. Cerulean ocean.

His second question was even more perfect, "Where do you work?"

M searched her gold smeared plate and stabbed an especially chunky chunk of beef and only after making sure to scrape off most of the melted gold with her diamond encrusted knife she placed it in her mouth.

X sat at the edge of his seat in anticipation for her answer.

M then took a few moments to masticate the beef into oblivion after which she finally replied quite untruthfully, "I'm a nuclear physicist but I occasionally work with disabled children and the elderly. I love children and old people."

This of course was a lie. She actually worked as a janitor at a prestigious nuclear physics lab. Well perhaps this would be called a half lie which was certainly an improvement for M.

M's eyes flashed like laser beams that could melt your face off. X could only dream it were his face being melted by these laser beams in M's eyeballs.

"FASCINATING." said X smiling widely behind his ridiculous mask.

The conversation went on like this through out the remainder of the 54,000 dollar dinner. Neither of them bothered to mention anything regarding legendary prophetical secrets hidden in ominous towers anywhere. X did manage to fall even more in love with M's flashing eyes and her beautiful lies however. He wondered if she would ever want to marry a perfect genius man who makes a gazillion trillion dollars a year and happens to wear a incredibly weird mask.