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Woman with Spear Kills Dragon

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In news today a local woman with a spear stabbed a rampaging dragon to death.

The dragon, which had been rampaging the country side for the last 4 weeks, came upon the woman equipped with the spear on south sixth street near the burned down Lowes building. Reportedly the woman made some fancy hand gestures to taunt the dragon causing the dragon to attack the woman. Although this particular dragon was well known to have a vicious flame breath attack it affected the woman in no way possibly due to an incredibly high amount of fire resistant armor she was wearing.

The dragon was quickly killed after a short struggle. It is unknown whether this is the first dragon this woman with a spear has killed.

Experts estimate this dragon was worth up to 6500 experience points though they doubt this woman needed the experience. The woman possibly killed the dragon for it's scales which can be made into impressive armor at nearby hardware stores. The dragon's tongue is also estimated to go for 1800 gold on the auction house though with our struggling economy that figure is expected to be much lower.

It is entirely possible the woman decided to kill the dragon to show how experienced she was or simply out of boredom.

An eye witness by the name of Legollaz says she, "Stabbed the s--- out of that f-----. I had no f------- idea you could kill a f------ dragon by yourself! Extreme!"

The woman with a spear was not available for comment.

-AP

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It's a violent day. Maybe I should like draw a tree or rabbits.