Defensive Player Redux

Demon Monster
Height: 8'5
Weight: 430 lbs

-Scouting Report-

Pros

• Unparalleled defensive ability
• Is really tall
• Incredible rebounder, missed shots seem attracted to his hands as though being pulled into the depths of Hell itself
• Reads offenses, seems to know what players will do long before they actually do it, can see the future
• Can guard every position, at the same time
• Is tireless
• 52' vertical
• Blocked shots summon demons from Hell which devour the souls of players he block so that's neat
• Is a demon from Hell

Cons

• Is a demon from Hell

G	GS	MPG	PPG	RPG	APG	BPG	SPG	TOPG	FG%	FT%	3P%
82	82	48.0	0.0	16.6	0.6	16.6	6.0	6.0	.000	---	---

This is for my grandma.

I drew this for my grandma.

Here is a picture I drew for my grandma.



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EVERYTHING I DRAW IS AWESOME.

WHATEVER. WHAT THE HELL. ANYWAY.

Not a damn thing happened today.

 

The internet on Mulholland Drive:

This is something random.

"memento was easy and very nice to watch this one sucked, i didn`t understand any of it untill i read the explenation and then it still sucked big time"

Zak Smith Thing

This is my homage/tribute/rip-off/fan art of Zak Smith. He's pretty neat.

Warning for Christians and children who visit that site, there's lots of sex, boobs, and vaginas!

It's ok. The drawing I mean. My professor in college told me to take a look at him and I liked him back then too, but I never really tried to adapt any of his techniques to my style, though I could kind of see why he saw similarities between us. Of course, Zak is way better than I am, but you already knew that.

Naturally he draws interesting portraits of interesting people based on real life and I draw... a wizard... thing.

Sigh. 


 

Kate Moss

Something like that.

Back in high school, I was browsing the photo magazines in the art room, and I found a photo of this bad ass looking chick with rad hair, so I cut it out and had it on the front of my math binder for a year. Apparently it was Kate Moss. Or maybe it wasn't. But my sister -- who is way cooler than you are -- said it was. I don't know, but that probably means I'm a fan or something.

I guess Kate got a lot of flak for being skinny. I don't think that was very nice.

Those are my deep thoughts on the issue.



Audrey Hepburn was pretty skinny too, you know!