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People ask me if I still draw and it's hard not to say, "Oh everyday. I'm at nearly 500 drawings in a row now!"

Because that just sounds ridiculous.

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"Mom! Dad's crawling around on the floor," said Roy, walking back to the kitchen to get two more cookies. His wife rushed into the living room, stopping inches from where he crouched on his hands and knees. She stared down, glaring at Laz, and said, "What are you doing? Why are you on the floor? You think this is funny? It's not funny. We have guests in ten minutes and they won't think you're funny crawling around on the floor. You're like a big stupid kid you know that?"

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