Lovely!

Facts. You're breathing oxygen. And the Sun is sending waves of heat at our planet at a speed of 186,000 miles per second.


Super Secret Novel Excerpt

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What are you waiting for?

Then go see Birdman.

I'd be a rad woman.

Super Secret Novel Excerpt:

    He also said some other stupid shit like, “I really want to write a good love story. Not the cheesy stuff, you know? I really like a well told love story, one where it's not so simple, yeah? There aren't many of those.”

    She nodded and said that this was a good goal to have. Honestly, she never was a fan of romance, but all the same, she wasn't going to dump on the guy for having some goals in life.
 
Better writing.

More Eyeballs

Facts

Your heart is beating, sending blood throughout your body. Your brain is a collection of synapses, neurons and axons, carrying signals. The room is filled with oxygen. You are breathing.

Stalkings

Her stalkings have holes. They are at the ankle, designed that way. He keeps looking.

Political Ad

Wide shot of me, in cowboy hat, on horse standing in open prairie.

Cut to close up on face. Face is to right side of screen. Plains behind.

Now, I talk to camera and say: "Fellow Americans, my candidate is a really nice guy. In fact, if I were not running for congress, I would choose him, except I am running for congress, so I must choose me. In addition to being a nice guy, my opponent is a loving father and has made wise decisions about several bills which I would agree with. In addition, he is much better looking than myself and he is better at several sports than I am. Did you know that he volunteers his time to visit the sick and elderly, it's true. He is a man of character and he has my vote, or he would, but I am running against him and considering that I would like to win, I suggest you vote for me, as I will do when November 2nd comes. Thank you for your time and if you see my opponent walking the streets, please shake his hand and ask how his daughter is doing. I understand she has recently broken her leg. Very sad."