Person Man

He was a man, like any other man was.

CR: 30

No one is invalidated, but nobody is right.



Edited for stupid jerk face Anonymous guy who always has something to say.

+5 Umbrella

"Kikkerland"

Long forgotten in the backrooms of Beach's restaurant, this umbrella has been at long last united with the one destined to wield it.

Base Damage: 1D10
Base Critical Threat: x2
Damage Type: Piercing
Umbrella Size: Medium
Feats Required: Umbrella
Base Item: Umbrella
Weight: 2.0

Special Properties
Enhancement Bonus: +5
Cast Endure Elements unlimited times a day
Cast True Seeing three times a day
Water Elementals must make a save vs DC 48 or take 8d12 of damage
Only usable by Chaotic Neutral

On Democracy.

I wish I was a billionaire so I could go public and tell all those rich people to shut the fuck up and stop whining about taxes. I'd be a hero.

Mine is the fist of JUSTICE.

What are the odds.



Double asteroids all the- SHUT THE FUCK UP!



You want justice do you!? Eat your vegetables and I'll give you forty two pounds of justice!

Smug

(Not my design.)



"Hey George! You know what would be awesome for the show?"

"What Tim?"

"What if I screamed really loud and obnoxiously in a sudden horrendous screeching wail after every single one of our shitty one minute songs!?!"




I drew this twice. No joke. I accidentally saved over a much better version, minus the aggressive speech bubbles. No one actually yelled these things.