Garbage Day!!!

Just making fun of myself.

I am the main character in the greatest novel ever written.




I will draw women in profile until the day I die. She looks surprised, not intentional, oh well, no one looks at this blog anyway.

Okay, okay okay okay. Charlie. I got an idea for an art show. I've been drawing up some plans. This is where I'm at right now with my idea.



It's just in the preliminary stages, but I think this is really something we can work with. Get back to me with your thoughts/feelings on my concept.

I feel like I'm finally getting to the heart of the matter with this piece, a concept people can really identify with.

Been spending a lot of time crying so don't be too hard on me, I'm an "artist" after all.

In addition to crying for the sake of creative respect and generally making everyone angry, I, unabashedly, listen to the worst shit:

Party Pants

"Great party George!"

"Party? This is my art show."

"Oh."



"Hey Eric Blair, what do you think of my piece?"

"Fuck your piece, where's the beer!?!? This combination of sobriety and people is killing me! Fuckin' proles, I can feel them in my god damn pores!!"

ORWELL LIVES!!!

321!!!LET US BE PERFECTLY DRUNK!!!123

If you want to read my book send me an email at tyronework@gmail.com and I will print it out and give it to you on October 15th.

If you don't read my blog you will never get to read it. It's that simple. This is the only time in your entire life I will be printing it out, unless it's published of course. If you contact me after October 15th then it's no deal. Furthermore, I will be hunting down and burning all existing copies after they have been read by their chosen readers. So don't depend on your so-called "friends" to attain a copy.

Ha! Published!

PUBLISHED!!!?

Forget all that garbage. Here's a drawing.



Mmmm...

Oh friend, where did you go?

Swords

I wish Tyrone would stop drawing faces. It disappoints me and I lose sleep at night thinking about it. I really don't like face drawings.

If you would like to read my novel please submit a 109,704 word essay detailing why you deserve to read my book. You cannot use the same word twice.

I'm moving to Montana guys. I'm fucking serious, but only about this.

Hmmm...

I'm fucking serious -- but only about this!

I'm fucking serious but only about this!

Presently, I am only fucking serious about this.

I'm only fucking serious about this!

I'm often facetious but in regards to this matter I am fucking serious!

That's how bad of a writer I am.

No, that's not right either.

That's how bad I am at writing.

September 10th

Life Plans

1. Do everything wrong.
2. Say the wrong things.
3. Upset all friends.
4. Move to Montana.
5. Never seen again.

The Promised Land