Lovely!

Facts. You're breathing oxygen. And the Sun is sending waves of heat at our planet at a speed of 186,000 miles per second.


Super Secret Novel Excerpt

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Party Pants

"Great party George!"

"Party? This is my art show."

"Oh."



"Hey Eric Blair, what do you think of my piece?"

"Fuck your piece, where's the beer!?!? This combination of sobriety and people is killing me! Fuckin' proles, I can feel them in my god damn pores!!"

ORWELL LIVES!!!