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This Beautiful Lady

Aw, shit. It's a Beautiful Lady.

Four Hundred and Fifty Two...

"Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring." - Dave Eggers

Fuck you, Dave.

Three Hundred and Thirty Six...

Move over Guy.

Y/N/DC?

OMG SMART FOOD WHITE CHEDDAR POPCORN YOU ARE SO GOOD.

Four Hundred and Twenty Five...

Four Hundred and Eighteen...

LOL

Four Hundred and Twelve...

Remember That Time When Yesterday But Now?

George was walking in through the front door of store and he began to said, "Hey Suzie!" and after he say that he sat down at the counter and think about things that happened just now. He began frowning and is sad.

Suzie rotates her body and turns around with a smiling face, happily, began to says, "What has happened within the last time I saw you George?"

George think for a time and then when he is ready he looked up and he start to said, "Not much Suzie."

"Do you like to have some free cheese cake today after you give me money?" She smiling right now.

George does not give answer to question but pulls out a piece of paper and wrote something down on the piece of paper, then he hand it into Suzie's hand and he says, "I wrote this for you just now but earlier than."

Suzie gasped and then she start to smile and begin laughing. She laughed because she has never had anyone began to write something for her before this time.

In the next day George is sitting at the table and he began to think about something that had happened to him the day before this one, which he thought he had to do something important. He scratches his head and thought hard. In the next moment he was sitting in his house and he began to picking up the phone but before he had began to pick up the phone he decided it was better to begin cooking dinner. Suddenly, as if instantaneously, the phone rings loud and he suddenly, like a bullet out of a gun, turning his head in the direction of the ringing sound and then is looking at phone before he began to start dinner. His dinner has began to start boiling and was boiling before this time after he turned on the heat.

After he picked up the phone he say, "Hello I am talking now."

It is Suzie from cheese cake store and she saying, "Hi George I am also on the phone and I am talking to you."

George began to become nervous because he never had talked to Suzie on the phone ever before this time except when he was talking to her just now but not further. He swallowing hard and sweat is now on him and then suddenly he is instantaneously saying, "Hi, Soozie."

"I thank you for note you give me before this time when we talk on phone."

"It was nice thing I do," says George and he begin to start to smile happily, happier than before in this time, which was not as happy.

"Do you want to go with me to dating event?" she asking.

"Oh, I do, I do want to do a date event tomorrow," George began to say and then he says it just now, suddenly. He is smiling.

The date in the next day happens and it is not good because it fucking sucks. George smile and glad to become free of Suzie from after this time forever.

End

Four Hundred and Eleven...

Another stupid face!

Four Hundred and Ten...

Hurry, Hurry!

Jim woke up in the morning to the monotone buzz of his alarm clock. There was a news story. Four dollars for seven hamburgers. The mail came late. The dog slowly ate his toast. The red door splintered in several places. Sex always caused problems. Seven pieces of half-eaten cheese were left on the plate.

"What are you doing today?"

While picking the apples, a large explosion knocked him to the ground. He wondered what he was doing in the basement. It was a difficult time of day. The shampoo smelled sour. Everyone spoke at the same time, a few of them even yelled. Legos covered the floor. A torch could sometimes be called a flashlight. This plan was of no help to anyone but they followed it through anyway. The knife slid out of his stomach quite easily. The party had gone well, better than expected even.

A large hill could be seen in the distance. Television programs neglected to cover the sporting event. The computer ate his home work while he slept.

"What do you think it is?" she asked.

He took a deep breath and said, "This will have to do, Boss."

After pouring the soda out, he felt better. This was justice. Yet, there was no choice really, still they made it work. Time was passing him by at an alarming rate. The computer screamed. She was conversational but he did not want to be in love. This was it. The final was on armadillos and no one was prepared.

"So, this is where you've been hiding," he laughed.

The dog was not sleeping but dead. The refrigerator hummed.

"But...here?"

A sad song played.

Three Hundred and Ninety One...

Three Hundred and Eighty One...