Sunday, June 7, 2009

Seventy Two in a row...

Finger Dance






















Don't worry it's kind of an inside joke anyway.

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/The_Beauty_and_the_Beat/7391270

Friday, June 5, 2009

Seventy in a row...

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Heavyweight/471644






















Don't you hate when you are watching a movie and there is an army scene and they are going to bomb something and they say, "Bring the rain!"

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Sixty Nine in a row...






















My friend was out hiking and came across a refrigerator in the middle of nowhere that had been shot up. A bunch of shot gun shells littered the ground around it. This was the only logical conclusion he could come to for how this fridge ended up out there. It's plausible.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Sixty Eight in a row...

Worst Evur















"ROAD TRIP!!!"


"WHOOOOOOOOOO!"

"AW SHIT THE CAR IS ON FIRE!"

"THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST ROAD TRIP EVUR."















"COMPUTER CLASS!!"

"WHOOOOOO!!!"

"OH SHIT THE COMPUTER IS ON FIRE!"

"THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST COMPUTER CLASS EVUR!!!"
















"PETTING ZOO!!!"

"WHOOOOOOOOOO!"

"OH SHIT THE RABBITS ARE ON FIRE!"

"THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST PETTING ZOO EVUR!!!"

563,235,235,212,234.2 BLOCKS PER GAME. NO PER SECOND. PER MILLISECOND! BLOCKS UPON BLOCKS! SO MANY BLOCKS!!! LEBRON GOES FOR THE - NEVERMIND. LEB...NOPE. LEBRON!! Nevermind blocked. LEBRON FADES! Uh, nope. Lebron is blocked! Blocked! BLOCKED AND BLOCKED AND BLOCKED AND OH MY GOD WIL THIS GUY STOP BLOCKING LEBRON JAMES SO WE CAN SELL SOME MERCHANDISE!!!?!?

RUN RUN RUN TO THE CITIES OF THE FUTURE.











DOES THIS CHARACTER DESIGN HAVE A LOT OF SWORDS!?!

YES OR NO. DOES HE MAYBE HAVE MANY ENEMIES!? SO HE NEEDS MANY SWORDS!?!

I AM NOT SURE! MAYBE HE DOES!?
MAYBE HE HAS SEVERAL SWORDS.

Maybe he really wants a hug. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE THE MAN A HUG! HE HAS MANY SWORDS BUT IS A NICE MAN!!!!

I feel much better now. I really do.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Sixty Seven in a row...





















Suzie Russo works at the local Fred Meyer in Wolf Point, Montana. She has no kids. She has no husband and enjoys watching no TV. She has no boy friend and no love interest. She has no car and no car bills. She has 1 loaf of bread, 8 eggs, 2 sticks of celery, 32 ounces of Orange Juice, and 32 lbs of ground beef. She has 1 computer. She has 3 scars on her arm. She has no CD player and no iPod. She has no iPhones. She has 1 fat friend. She has 2 skinny friends. She has 1 friend locked in her basement. She has no dog and no cats.


Q: "It's good shading."

T: "Yeah but it's so boring!"

Q: "Yeah she looks like a boring person."

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Dracul/140376

Monday, June 1, 2009

Sixty Six in a row...

Woman with Spear Kills Dragon

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Heavyweight/471644

In news today a local woman with a spear stabbed a rampaging dragon to death.

The dragon, which had been rampaging the country side for the last 4 weeks, came upon the woman equipped with the spear on south sixth street near the burned down Lowes building. Reportedly the woman made some fancy hand gestures to taunt the dragon causing the dragon to attack the woman. Although this particular dragon was well known to have a vicious flame breath attack it affected the woman in no way possibly due to an incredibly high amount of fire resistant armor she was wearing.

The dragon was quickly killed after a short struggle. It is unknown whether this is the first dragon this woman with a spear has killed.

Experts estimate this dragon was worth up to 6500 experience points though they doubt this woman needed the experience. The woman possibly killed the dragon for it's scales which can be made into impressive armor at nearby hardware stores. The dragon's tongue is also estimated to go for 1800 gold on the auction house though with our struggling economy that figure is expected to be much lower.

It is entirely possible the woman decided to kill the dragon to show how experienced she was or simply out of boredom.

An eye witness by the name of Legollaz says she, "Stabbed the s--- out of that f-----. I had no f------- idea you could kill a f------ dragon by yourself! Extreme!"

The woman with a spear was not available for comment.

-AP

Bonus Drawing - A Guy with a Popped Collar Get's His Face Punched Really Hard






















It's a violent day. Maybe I should like draw a tree or rabbits.