I really, really wanted to redraw these for today but the tablet is fighting against me and kicking my ass. Plus it's soooo hot...
Maybe another day. Or maybe I'll call these, like, um...sketches.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Sixty Five in a row...
Random Faces
I really, really wanted to redraw these for today but the tablet is fighting against me and kicking my ass. Plus it's soooo hot...
Maybe another day. Or maybe I'll call these, like, um...sketches.
I really, really wanted to redraw these for today but the tablet is fighting against me and kicking my ass. Plus it's soooo hot...
Maybe another day. Or maybe I'll call these, like, um...sketches.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Sixty Two in a row...
An Argument
Argument 1:
"Lebron is the best! I love watching him dribble around for 22 seconds!"
"Shut up! That's not basketball that's boring crap!"
"Get your face away from my face!!!"
Argument 2:
"Videogames should be considered an art because...um...they have pictures! YEAH!!"
"Shut up! Anything that relies on such juvenile subject matter so consistently is boring crap!"
"Get your hands off my face jerk!"
Argument 3:
"Get your face away from my face!"
"My face was here first!"
"No! Get away from my face!"
Argument 1:
"Lebron is the best! I love watching him dribble around for 22 seconds!"
"Shut up! That's not basketball that's boring crap!"
"Get your face away from my face!!!"
Argument 2:
"Videogames should be considered an art because...um...they have pictures! YEAH!!"
"Shut up! Anything that relies on such juvenile subject matter so consistently is boring crap!"
"Get your hands off my face jerk!"
Argument 3:
"Get your face away from my face!"
"My face was here first!"
"No! Get away from my face!"
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Fifty Nine in a row...
Defensive Player
"And with the first pick in the 2009 NBA Draft the Clippers select...UNKNOWN PLAYER!?!"
"That's right. Apparently this guy just showed up at draft camp a week ago and they really, really, really, really, REALLY, liked his defense. They wanted to go after Griffin but they were really, super, a lot impressed with this guy. Mostly impressed with the fact no one could score on him. EVER. One guy almost did score on him but it was later ruled that the goal tend was actually a legal block."
"Hmm. I can't remember the last time a number one pick has gone to a defensive player and a complete unknown at that! I'm not convinced. Clearly the Clipper's management is as stupid as we have always believed."
"They also liked the fact that he never talks and also never makes weird faces after every amazing defensive play he makes. He also doesn't pound his chest or grab his jersey, slap the ground, punch the other players, cry...and so forth. He just stares ahead actually. Apparently this is very intimidating. Oh he also has no pupils which is kind of scary."
"Strange indeed. Does he have a real name?"
"No. It's just Unknown Player. He doesn't talk, EVER, so ummm...yeah, that's his given name."
"Well we'll see how he stacks up in the NBA."
8 MONTHS LATER
Unknown Player has really dominated this league like no one ever thought a defensive player ever could! He's like a super star of defense! He's like a guy who scores 40 a game except it's like the reverse of that! Here are some testimonials!
"I once had an open lane to the hoop and was flying in for a serious thunder dunk and suddenly the ball was in the upper deck it was honestly kind of disappointing. I didn't have to guess who had swatted my shot because this was actually the 12th time it had happened to me in that game. I was sad."
-Brandon Roy
"He's cheating. That's all there is to it. No one should play THAT much defense. It's illegal. He's ruining the game with his defense."
-Lebron James
"I heard he was at a children's basketball camp and they had to tell him to leave because he wouldn't let any of the kids score. Which I respect. I respect that kind of dedication."
-Ron Artest
"Don't snitch!"
-Carmello Anthony
"I think if everyone on the team was a potential scorer you might have a chance to beat him. There is no way anyone could take him one on one. It's impossible. YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT OKAY!?! Maybe if you had a team of Wilt, Me, Jordan, Oscar Robertson, and Dr. J you could win. Hmmm. Nevermind, scratch that, even THAT wouldn't work. I agree with Lebron. The dude's cheating."
-Kobe Bryant
2009-2010 Statistics
Points Per Game: 11.0
Rebounds Per Game: 10.5
Blocks Per Game: 12.0
Steals Per Game: 14.7
Assists Per Game: 7.0
Season Highs
29 Blocks @ Cavaliers
39 Steals @ Kings
Clippers final record: 79-3
Opponent PPG: 66.2
Opponent Field Goal %: .362
Height: 6'11
Weight: 220 lbs
Ahhhh...
"And with the first pick in the 2009 NBA Draft the Clippers select...UNKNOWN PLAYER!?!"
"That's right. Apparently this guy just showed up at draft camp a week ago and they really, really, really, really, REALLY, liked his defense. They wanted to go after Griffin but they were really, super, a lot impressed with this guy. Mostly impressed with the fact no one could score on him. EVER. One guy almost did score on him but it was later ruled that the goal tend was actually a legal block."
"Hmm. I can't remember the last time a number one pick has gone to a defensive player and a complete unknown at that! I'm not convinced. Clearly the Clipper's management is as stupid as we have always believed."
"They also liked the fact that he never talks and also never makes weird faces after every amazing defensive play he makes. He also doesn't pound his chest or grab his jersey, slap the ground, punch the other players, cry...and so forth. He just stares ahead actually. Apparently this is very intimidating. Oh he also has no pupils which is kind of scary."
"Strange indeed. Does he have a real name?"
"No. It's just Unknown Player. He doesn't talk, EVER, so ummm...yeah, that's his given name."
"Well we'll see how he stacks up in the NBA."
8 MONTHS LATER
Unknown Player has really dominated this league like no one ever thought a defensive player ever could! He's like a super star of defense! He's like a guy who scores 40 a game except it's like the reverse of that! Here are some testimonials!
"I once had an open lane to the hoop and was flying in for a serious thunder dunk and suddenly the ball was in the upper deck it was honestly kind of disappointing. I didn't have to guess who had swatted my shot because this was actually the 12th time it had happened to me in that game. I was sad."
-Brandon Roy
"He's cheating. That's all there is to it. No one should play THAT much defense. It's illegal. He's ruining the game with his defense."
-Lebron James
"I heard he was at a children's basketball camp and they had to tell him to leave because he wouldn't let any of the kids score. Which I respect. I respect that kind of dedication."
-Ron Artest
"Don't snitch!"
-Carmello Anthony
"I think if everyone on the team was a potential scorer you might have a chance to beat him. There is no way anyone could take him one on one. It's impossible. YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT OKAY!?! Maybe if you had a team of Wilt, Me, Jordan, Oscar Robertson, and Dr. J you could win. Hmmm. Nevermind, scratch that, even THAT wouldn't work. I agree with Lebron. The dude's cheating."
-Kobe Bryant
2009-2010 Statistics
Points Per Game: 11.0
Rebounds Per Game: 10.5
Blocks Per Game: 12.0
Steals Per Game: 14.7
Assists Per Game: 7.0
Season Highs
29 Blocks @ Cavaliers
39 Steals @ Kings
Clippers final record: 79-3
Opponent PPG: 66.2
Opponent Field Goal %: .362
Height: 6'11
Weight: 220 lbs
Ahhhh...
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Fifty Seven in a row...
Breakfast
I was watching one of the several reality shows while surfing trying to find the stupidest crap I could find (I don't have cable so I'm out of touch with the stupid crap) and I stop on this one reality show and this guy is driving in some Porsche and he's talking on his cell phone to his sister or something and well it goes like this:
"What are you doing!? You're going to be late to the conference!"
"What? Con..conf...confur...HAHA! I don't even know how to spell that!!"
Read Bear v. Shark. It's like 1984 except the dystopia he is referring to is REALLY happening. Which is seriously scary and depressing. I"m also pretty sure it's written by a genius crazy person which is refreshing. 1984 is still better though of course.
Edit: Hmm...I should spend more time on my pencils before inking. Sigh oh well.
I was watching one of the several reality shows while surfing trying to find the stupidest crap I could find (I don't have cable so I'm out of touch with the stupid crap) and I stop on this one reality show and this guy is driving in some Porsche and he's talking on his cell phone to his sister or something and well it goes like this:
"What are you doing!? You're going to be late to the conference!"
"What? Con..conf...confur...HAHA! I don't even know how to spell that!!"
Read Bear v. Shark. It's like 1984 except the dystopia he is referring to is REALLY happening. Which is seriously scary and depressing. I"m also pretty sure it's written by a genius crazy person which is refreshing. 1984 is still better though of course.
Edit: Hmm...I should spend more time on my pencils before inking. Sigh oh well.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Fifty Six in a row...
Guh...
I dunno. It sucks. I don't want to draw anything but my story. Everything else is worthless crap. I should try to find a way to draw my comic here. Every day I don't draw it is a day I think it's a waste of time after all.
:(
I dunno. It sucks. I don't want to draw anything but my story. Everything else is worthless crap. I should try to find a way to draw my comic here. Every day I don't draw it is a day I think it's a waste of time after all.
:(
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Fifty Four in a row...
I had an energy drink before bed last night for some idiotic reason (it was free) and today is a travelling day so I'm not really in the mood for starting an involved comic page. It's nice to draw some random crap every so often. I love Jynn and my comic but sometimes a break is nice.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Fifty Two in a row...
Hmmm...
11 pages now.
I came up with a character flaw for Jynn the other day (aside from the obvious) and it made me depressed so I decided to keep it.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Forty Nine in a row...
I just love drawing random people.
Yep.
I drew the most ridiculous page today but you'll have to read the actual comic to figure out what that might be.
Ooooh!
Edit: And when I say ridiculous I mean it as in RIDICULOUS AWESOME. But you knew that!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Forty Eight in a row...
Here's an exclusive line from the script!!!
"Probably today then."
I had a dream I drew the first seven pages of the greatest comic ever written in the 21st century...OH WAIT THAT REALLY HAPPENED!!! Seriously no one will ever top Watchmen, well I might. Nah I won't...maybe I will...not really...I will...I won't...I'll never be great...I'll be the best...I'm the worst...Amazing...Horrible...Failure hack...Potato Pancakes.
I hate words.
I do know I love Jynn. That's what motivates me in this comic. To do that guy justice. He'll only exist once and that's in this comic and if his story sucks I'll feel bad for the rest of my life.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Forty Seven in a row...
HA!
This is the scene where the giant robot birds with lazer eyes and real chicken feathers attack the city and Jynn dies.
WOOPS. Sorry.
SPOILER ALERT.
:(
But don't worry Jynn is resurrected as a God who can fly and slow down time. Eventually he strikes back against the robot birds and saves humanity from the giant bird bots (that's their official name). After saving his city he begins to travel throughout the solar system and eventually defeats the planet Pluto for total domination of the Universe.
I'm really inspired by Matrix Revolutions since, to me, that was the pinnacle of story telling in the last 300 years.
The title of my comic has also changed it is now, "Jynn vs. The Bird Bots and Pluto and The Universe".
I also just finished, "Watchmen" and that's really inspired me so I think I'm going to throw in some important sounding stuff like war, and nukes, and Russians. I'm also starting to read Cerebus and I think it'd be neat if Jynn might have a aardvark side kick.
This is the scene where the giant robot birds with lazer eyes and real chicken feathers attack the city and Jynn dies.
WOOPS. Sorry.
SPOILER ALERT.
:(
But don't worry Jynn is resurrected as a God who can fly and slow down time. Eventually he strikes back against the robot birds and saves humanity from the giant bird bots (that's their official name). After saving his city he begins to travel throughout the solar system and eventually defeats the planet Pluto for total domination of the Universe.
I'm really inspired by Matrix Revolutions since, to me, that was the pinnacle of story telling in the last 300 years.
The title of my comic has also changed it is now, "Jynn vs. The Bird Bots and Pluto and The Universe".
I also just finished, "Watchmen" and that's really inspired me so I think I'm going to throw in some important sounding stuff like war, and nukes, and Russians. I'm also starting to read Cerebus and I think it'd be neat if Jynn might have a aardvark side kick.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Forty Six in a row...
I drew a picture today. I drew an entire page of a comic in fact but I'm not posting them so it's your word against mine that I actually drew something today - but it's my blog and I say I did drawing 46 today so I did in fact do drawing 46 and then some because that's what happens when you draw a page of a comic, you make multiple drawings. The page isn't actually completely finished as of yet which is pissing me off...sigh. Also Quynh and I agree that posting a chunk of a panel is also kind of lame.
I'd draw something else but I'd rather not use my energy on other stuff. You know stuff that's not my comic.
Maybe I could post an old drawing I did that you can give some love to if you want to. I mean it's just so sad and empty to have zero drawings up here.
T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH.
But you know this presents an interesting problem. Maybe my blog is done? Not in a bad way I suppose but in the passing of the one crazy drawing a day way. I've given up making random drawings to fully invest myself in making an actual comic which is a good thing isn't it?
I dunno...I'm thinking too much. I gotta get back to work.
I'd draw something else but I'd rather not use my energy on other stuff. You know stuff that's not my comic.
Maybe I could post an old drawing I did that you can give some love to if you want to. I mean it's just so sad and empty to have zero drawings up here.
T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH.
But you know this presents an interesting problem. Maybe my blog is done? Not in a bad way I suppose but in the passing of the one crazy drawing a day way. I've given up making random drawings to fully invest myself in making an actual comic which is a good thing isn't it?
I dunno...I'm thinking too much. I gotta get back to work.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Forty Five in a row...
One step at a time...
Slight change of plans. I don't like posting the next few scenes one page at a time so I'm going to hold off for a while until I feel like it makes sense to post it. Sorry to all 2 of my fans. Haha! Well I could not post any and you all just wait 6 months...
I found this in my old blogs.
I promise that my comic "Balance" will be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I promise it will reshape the way you think about toast.
I promise it will rearrange the molecules in your brain so that all of your problems disappear.
I promise that it will not disappoint you, your parents, your grandkids, their grandkids or any pets.
I promise that it will reinvent the way comics are imagined.
I promise the highest level of drama.
I promise that while reading my comic you will cry.
I promise to instill as much love as I can possibly fit into every single panel.
I promise to tell a story which is both epic and personal and always refreshing.
I promise that my comic will redefine the term epic in the most brilliant way possible.
I promise that this will be the greatest comic you will ever read or so help me I will simply have to try again.
WTF Tyrone. Just shut up, make your comic, and see what the Hell happens. YEESH. So naive...
Though that last part is nice I suppose.
Slight change of plans. I don't like posting the next few scenes one page at a time so I'm going to hold off for a while until I feel like it makes sense to post it. Sorry to all 2 of my fans. Haha! Well I could not post any and you all just wait 6 months...
I found this in my old blogs.
I promise that my comic "Balance" will be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I promise it will reshape the way you think about toast.
I promise it will rearrange the molecules in your brain so that all of your problems disappear.
I promise that it will not disappoint you, your parents, your grandkids, their grandkids or any pets.
I promise that it will reinvent the way comics are imagined.
I promise the highest level of drama.
I promise that while reading my comic you will cry.
I promise to instill as much love as I can possibly fit into every single panel.
I promise to tell a story which is both epic and personal and always refreshing.
I promise that my comic will redefine the term epic in the most brilliant way possible.
I promise that this will be the greatest comic you will ever read or so help me I will simply have to try again.
WTF Tyrone. Just shut up, make your comic, and see what the Hell happens. YEESH. So naive...
Though that last part is nice I suppose.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Forty Three in a row...
0.3%
My arm is actually sore and tired from drawing. I think the last time that happened was when...I made my other comic!
Or maybe it's just from the basketball I played today.
Drawing comics makes you a better drawer (I think...) much in the way driving 24 hours Le Mans will eventually make you a better driver after the 145th lap or so.
My arm is actually sore and tired from drawing. I think the last time that happened was when...I made my other comic!
Or maybe it's just from the basketball I played today.
Drawing comics makes you a better drawer (I think...) much in the way driving 24 hours Le Mans will eventually make you a better driver after the 145th lap or so.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Forty Two in a row...
More Balance
Don't worry it's all leading up to something.
NO seriously. I read a book about making stories lead up to something so...
Don't worry it's all leading up to something.
NO seriously. I read a book about making stories lead up to something so...
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Forty One in a row...
Quiet
This is a quick drawing because I spent all my time on the second page of my comic today and don't feel like posting a part of it or an unfinished version.
I suppose I'll post every page of my comic on here on Quynh's request. Just don't call it a web comic for fuck sakes.
I've also come to realize why I am so afraid of starting another comic.
I can't think about anything else!!!
I'm serious about it though. Serious as a heart attack. It might give me a heart attack.
Okay it's not all serious: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Turtle_Power/10335515
This is a quick drawing because I spent all my time on the second page of my comic today and don't feel like posting a part of it or an unfinished version.
I suppose I'll post every page of my comic on here on Quynh's request. Just don't call it a web comic for fuck sakes.
I've also come to realize why I am so afraid of starting another comic.
I can't think about anything else!!!
I'm serious about it though. Serious as a heart attack. It might give me a heart attack.
Okay it's not all serious: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Turtle_Power/10335515
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Forty in a row...
Balance Two
I don't think I'll be posting ALL of the pages but...you can be sure the next part of Jynn's epic saga is well under way and WILL be finished within the next few months. I started this page at 9 AM and I looked up and it was 1 PM! Comics are amazing. Also don't post this one on Facebook, MJ. It's not for Facebook people.
Onward!!!
Rosa
You can put this one on Facebook though. If you want I mean...
I don't think I'll be posting ALL of the pages but...you can be sure the next part of Jynn's epic saga is well under way and WILL be finished within the next few months. I started this page at 9 AM and I looked up and it was 1 PM! Comics are amazing. Also don't post this one on Facebook, MJ. It's not for Facebook people.
Onward!!!
Rosa
You can put this one on Facebook though. If you want I mean...
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Thirty Nine in a row...
I LOL'D IRL
HAHAHAHA! DO YOU GET IT? IT IS A PIG WITH A GUN BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS LIKE THE SWINE FLU!!! AND NOTHING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PIG WITH A GUN. I AM GIVING MYSELF BONUS POINTS FOR DRAWINGS ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS. +20. YES.
/sigh
HAHAHAHA! DO YOU GET IT? IT IS A PIG WITH A GUN BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS LIKE THE SWINE FLU!!! AND NOTHING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PIG WITH A GUN. I AM GIVING MYSELF BONUS POINTS FOR DRAWINGS ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS. +20. YES.
/sigh
Monday, May 4, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Thirty Six in a row...
WHAT!?
WHAT IS THAT!?!?! WHAT IS IT!? THERE IS SOMETHING VERY STRANGE ABOUT THIS DRAWING AND I AM GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT!
Prost to coffee.
WHAT IS THAT!?!?! WHAT IS IT!? THERE IS SOMETHING VERY STRANGE ABOUT THIS DRAWING AND I AM GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT!
Prost to coffee.
Friday, May 1, 2009
Thirty Five in a row...
November
Title means absolutely nothing...just like this drawing!
Happy May 1st day!
Title means absolutely nothing...just like this drawing!
Happy May 1st day!
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